My Nice Guest Book

08/17/11 07:57:57AM
name: Ray W
Email:rewriteitagain@gmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: About a thousand years from now
Referred by: indietalk.com
Comments: * "Provisionally" I like your work. IT had some server issues and lost 48hrs of posts, replies and PMs, of which were a couple of my lengthy blabs to you. I see from one of your oldest posts there (few that they are) that you're using a rather nice camera. Are you still using that? And is the image quality an artistic choice, a camera operator issue, computer editing limitation, or is youtube chewing up what otherwise looks pretty nice? I love the garbage bag theme and look forward to your next broadcast.
Ms Divine's reply: Currently I am using a Sony vx2100 camera for most of my work. Some of the older footage was shot using a TRV Sony hi8mm camera. The Zig Zag Wanderer improvisational outdoor pieces are still being shot with the hi8mm camera. Internet viewing is always going to be a lower quality and nothing compares to the broadcast experience that my work is should be viewed on. Equipment, lighting and sound is always a technical compromise, since its on a low budget and I don't have a crew. But that doesn't stop me from pursuing my vision.

08/16/11 11:53:00AM
name: Kay
Email:kperkins737@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all
City: U.S.
Comments: "No like? Don't watch." Oh, how I wish it were that simple. Unfortunately, I work for a public access TV station who puts your shows on, so I am forced to watch the shows in order to schedule/program them.

07/25/11 02:43:13PM
name: the great gavonne
Web: http://www.gavonnews.blogspot.com
Email:muzixan@gmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: NYC
Comments: The first time I saw your show I said,"What the hell is this crap?" but I have since looked forward to seeing what you will do next.I think you are incredibly hot(what is your accent?)& I would like to meet you.I live in Queens & I am a fairly well-known competitive eater.Maybe you can interview me or vice-versa.Wonderfully bizarre stuff!!!
Ms Divine's reply: The show definitely causes an adverse reaction from many. Thanks for watching.

07/21/11 11:46:32AM
name: Kay
Email:kperkins737@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all
City: U.S
Comments: It's clear that you try hard, and I think you have potential, but your ksits just aren't funny, and you use the same accent for pretty much all of your characters. ALSO: you need to scritp things and not have them be improvised (like Ms. Poopee Doodee) because I can tell you're hesitating.
Ms Divine's reply: No like? Don't watch.

06/30/11 04:54:36PM
name: Your Lover
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: What is your motivation for continuing on with the show?...Spite?
Ms Divine's reply: Love

06/18/11 04:10:54AM
name: Dan Herman
Web: http://sites.google.com/site/radiocrystalblue
Email:cblue456@comcast.net
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: the illadelph (south)
Referred by: mutual manifest destint
Comments: As one who thoroughly appreciates the offbeat, the macabre, the ecletic, and absurd alongside all things that barely fit into the picture, just like having to take pills with meals, I fully appreciate beyond mere words your creation. Yes, I do watch public-access and have no boobs or boobtube. I was checking out BCAT for the first time in months since i moved from the 718 and decided to see what might be appealing at the ungodliest of hours. I saw your Bank Heist film and was moved by the mixed messages and your ability to take a fake punch. Most people don't have the use of the bicameral brain, but you do. Truly. If more of us used more of the grey matter, we'd have the ability and drive to be as supernicecreative as you. Oh, and Alexei Sayle. Never saw anyone point to him as an influence before. Tremendous! I saw a PBS show that he hosted once. Also I like the Cockney-rap tune he did which (surprise) was a hit in the early 80's. Keep doing and being what you are doing and being.
Ms Divine's reply: Nice to know you liked my sketch film A Most Particularly Peculiar Bank Heist. Thanks very much for watching :)

06/15/11 11:38:15PM
name: StAFan
Email:(a)muse@cute and vivacious in TEE HEE Land.net
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: You're right Ms.. Parts of the comment were not about the show. Sorry about that. Thank you for producing one of the best (and silliest) social satire shows on television.

06/05/11 09:39:15PM
name: The Superiorly Inferior Supreme Thingy
Web: http://www.Lobotomies to treat inferiority.org
Email:social hierarchy@supreme truth and knowledge.org
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: The mountaintop at the center of the world
Referred by: A mirage created by a lightning strike to the head
Comments: Dear Real Me, your eyebrows look awesome. You also look great wearing the newest brown paper bag fashion, but I must say that in my humble opinion you look much more beautiful without it. I find the beauty marks on your cheeks irresistible. Even the little red bumps are so exquisitely delightful that I can't take my eyes off them. The glistening fluids that collect on your chin are dazzling. You are the embodiment of the ideals of beauty. _____ Look to the east, it is the rising sun! No, it is the Real Me in all her dazzling splendor! Her beauty is beyond compare! The heart flutters at the sight! How could mere mortals endure the sight of such magnificence?! Is this a vision? For such a marvel is beyond the bounds of Earthly delight! The image is seared in the mind's eye so deeply that nothing can remove it! It is a vision of beauty greater than the sirens' song in its power! The legend of her beauty shall be told in tales forever! _____ It's interesting (and worthy of noting) how characteristics are characterized by different individuals and groups, isn't it Ms. Poopee Doodee? Different news shows often create the impression that there is only one correct characterization of something don't they? Does the show encourage the independent evaluation of the characterizations in the stories of different individuals and groups? I wonder if my characteristics are superior or inferior. I wonder why. I'd pay a lot of money to not feel unhappy because of having an inferior characteristic. Wouldn't many people? I hope people don't make other people feel inferior so they could benefit. (I'm still learning about the behavior of our species and others. It's a freakin' zoo out here!) The competition for having the power to define superiority (and its benefits) continues. "I love the show" for addressing the subject.
Ms Divine's reply: Sounds like you are watching a different show.

06/01/11 07:46:28PM
name: Mike Besk
Email:beskrock@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? I am unsure because I feel confused.
City: New York,US
Referred by: My eyeballs.
Comments: I have a good idea for a skit. It would be called "Skirt skit". You would be walking down the block wearing a nice skirt and it gets caught on something or someone steals it or it is abducted by Aliens or something. The important thing is that lightweight piece of cloth is coming off. As you stand there in your sexy, Victoria secret panties (although for humors sake Spider-Man tighty whiteys might make more sense), you realise you must cover up somehow. This would of course be accomplished by taking off your blouse and tying it around your waist. Your the comedian so you can work the humor in. Basically what i'm saying is i want to see you show more skin. A pretty face can only hold my attention so long. With all the options one has these days, a half an hour is alot of time to commit to something that won't make me want to pinch my helmet. In closing i just want to say that i ........sorry, gotta go. Tosh.0 is coming on!
Ms Divine's reply: I'm naked here. Click here to see

05/22/11 10:57:16PM
name: Conditioned by exposure
Web: http://www.Nut for nothing.net
Email:sneaky promotions@access to the public.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Land of community access
Referred by: A commercial on public access
Comments: Dear Music girl, in your interview with the Troma guy you mentioned something about people wanting to change public access channels to commercial channels. Lately the Queens community bulletin board seems more and more like a commercial news channel. For some reason much of the content seems promotional and unrelated to Queens. Is this what you were talking about? Is this subject worthy of a (satirical) report by the world's most determined reporter? Or is that about something and not nothing and therefore inappropriate for the show? Will there be a great big fight over the matter?... Whatever. Who cares about public access anyway? Well maybe Santa since he attended that museum thingamajig. DON'T MAKE FUN OF SANTA!... (I wonder if Santa is for elf-neutrality on the net. Should the elves have to pay Santa to deliver the toys they created, on top of the milk and cookies from the kids? What do you think Scottish Girl?)

05/13/11 12:34:51AM
name: Tenzing
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: us
Comments: Hello Ms Divine, I'm glad that you're still making these funny skits. Haven't watched your skits for quite some time now. I don't know if you quite remember but I got really intrigued in finding out that you were also into the same comics and books as I during my childhood. I remember asking you if you knew any places around queens for books by Enid Blyton. Well anyhow just wanted to drop by and show some love, take care Ms Divine. P.S. I hope to see you in the faraway tree soon, I'll be getting there on the wishing chair. :)
Ms Divine's reply: Try searching Online for Enid Blyton. Hope to see you on TV!

04/28/11 09:24:48PM
name: greg symanski
Web: http://symanskimusic.com
Email:greg67ski@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: hazlet nj usa
Comments: love the judas priest skit's

04/18/11 04:40:49PM
name: Sid
Email:Sid@sky.com
Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all
Comments: Total shite. Do a sketch were you die a painfull death. That would make me chuckle!
Ms Divine's reply: Yhoo need tae get a gripp aha! - Scottish Girl

04/12/11 04:47:26PM
name: ralph
Email:ranobell@gmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
Referred by: divine insperation
Comments: Hi Ms. Divine, I recall that some time ago you where looking for music you could use on your most excellent skits. I�m not sure that you can use this, however I find it amusing and thought you might enjoy it also. It�s a tune called Mexican Radio, by a band called Wall of Voodoo. When I first heard it I thought of you. Well anyway here is a URL that links to the video of Mexican Radio. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xftlj_wall-of-voodoo-mexican-radio_music BTW. Really enjoyed your rendition of Barnacle Bill the Sailor!
Ms Divine's reply: Mexican radio is a nice song, but don't have any plans at the moment to use it. I am often inspired to use music from bands such as The Ventures, Link Wray.. that kind of guitar kind instrumental sound. Nice to know you enjoyed the Barnacle Bill performance :)

04/11/11 10:28:06PM
name: Tail waggin' cutie aka Felix the Cat
Web: http://www.It's not fat, it's bulging muscles.com
Email:tiger blood@cat steroids for everyone.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: The tower of strength in Muscleopolis
Referred by: The quest for health, fitness, and the Elvis way
Comments: Dear Elvis, as you seem to have a seat of authority on fitness, I have a question I'd like to ask. You seem to be advocating a balanced diet of Zoroastrian finger foods combined with aerobic exercise including spinning on the stationary bike. There have been many individuals claiming to be an authority on fitness claiming that high resistance exercises that build muscle and increase bone density are a highly beneficial part of an exercise regimen as greater muscular and bone strength prevents enfeeblement and injury as one ages. I can imagine many situations where greater physical strength and higher bone density can be beneficial, such as if a heavy object falls on one, one wouldn't wreathe helplessly under it, or if one bangs one's foot while dancing it would have greater resistance to fracture. My question is: do you think their claims are accurate? Please wag your tail once for yes, twice for no, and one and a half times for maybe. Thank you. PS, I've already asked Dolph Lundgren but as of yet have recieved no reply so your help in this matter is greatly appreciated.

04/04/11 01:46:51AM
name: Big Rollo
Email:tahenry76@gmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Jamaica, NY
Comments: Completely infatuated with your talent and creativity.

04/03/11 07:56:38PM
name: Lulu lup
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: Russian mafia super would make a good vocalist for a black metal band.. can Mr.Weird man play blast beats?
Ms Divine's reply: Mr Weird man is back again!

03/21/11 08:42:47PM
name: Hungry Hobo in Hoboken
Web: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5yyIFV4pilE
Email:irrelevant crazy comments@the internets.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: New Jersey
Referred by: My QPTV Horoscope (it's important to the community
Comments: There's something different about the website. It's mooore ... horizontal. Nice! ____ Regarding Ms. Poopee Doodee's short film about irreverence; the irreverent treatment of socially relevant topics is one of the best parts of the show. Raising the level of awareness about important matters in a ridiculously absurd and irreverent style makes every penny of those donations that were spent on the Ferraris and Smartcar well worth it. Oh by the way, did any of you characters notice the scratch that guy made on the Ferrari to the left when he opened the door of the Ferrari on the right. Of course that doesn't compare to the scratch made by Zig-Zag's bracelet on the right one. Whoops, sorry! might not be enough to cover that one..... Hmm. What? What's that you say? It wasn't irreverence?! Damn that misaligned lower right rear bicuspid! _____ To the cat that sleeps on Ms. Poopee Doodee's bed, the one who makes her sleep on his bed instead, to him only this can be said: In relevance to your reverence, this matter must be referenced. Although you are mighty this we know, you still can't take over the show. Take the cushion for your smushin', if you don't she'll start a pushin'. So move that bump, that's called your rump, because the lady wants to plop on her own bed, the bump that's her own rump instead. She'll feed you a mouse, if you get off her blouse. Of course if you're on a mouseless diet, she can provide alligator, she'll even fry it! MMMM, TASTY, SMASTY! Move your pelvis, Elvis! _____ The score so far: Scottish Girl 3 - the desk, baseboard heater, and chair 0. Oh, and thank you for putting the girls back in their place. You'd be in big trouble if they popped out due to a wardrobe malfunction. You know how nudity upsets Ms. Poopee Doodee. Although I'm sure she would have covered them with black bars for sure. That might have been funnier, come to think of it. Maybe it's in the bloopers! _____ For a minute there at the beginning of the show, hearing Al Jolsen sing, I thought you were going to put on black face again. There's something very weird about someone whom most of our society would identify as a (very light) brown person putting on black face. Made me think about ethnic identity and the nature of interethnic relations. Thanks for the thought. Is being a Rockin' fella an ethnic identity?... What? It was Rockafeller? Dam it! _____ Talking Dictionary, have you told anyone to "Get falcated!"? Are you thinking about it right now? _____ Ms. Poopee Doodee, when I see the reflection of that big moon in your small eyes, I feel like howling to the sky, that's no surprise. The big moon is a sign, one not so benign. It must be said, that it does portend, within a fortnight, the show shall end!!!
Ms Divine's reply: The Black Face character is a white man who got spray painted black by the Self Defense Profile Spray. You can see all this in the film To Or Not To Profile. He is a characters just like Senor Nacho, Russian Mafia Super etc. No need to ead into it too much. The show shall never end :)

03/17/11 08:59:56AM
name: Rick
Email:The_Silver_Guardian@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Bayside
Comments: Hey I think the stuff you come up with is amazing Where exactly are you located because I think a few of The Zig Zag Wanderer skits were shot in my neighborhood
Ms Divine's reply: Most of the Zig Zag Wanderer improvisational street pieces are shot in Manhattan.

03/13/11 12:17:52AM
name: Mike
Email:bahlaroon@gmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Queens
Comments: Hey I think I saw you riding your bike today. Was that you?

02/28/11 08:28:19PM
name: Guinsly Etienne
Web: http://www.justicelakay.org
Email:guinsly@hotmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Brooklyn
Comments: I saw your show on BCAT for the first time today. I like your sense of Humor! I have a BA in film/video productions. If you need a cameraman or help with a short film, I would love to help! Although I haven't done much since I left school, I would love to get back into it. I wish you much success. Best, Guinsly
Ms Divine's reply: Thanks Guinsly. It's nice to know there are some Brooklyn viewers out there.

02/23/11 02:30:11PM
name: observer
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: Wow, Ms Divine strikes back! All the haters have to type in I Love Ms Divine !!!! I love it.

02/23/11 02:09:44PM
name: observer
Did you like the Skits? yes
Comments: Ms Divine has been putting on new shows all the time. A pity that spammers and morons clog up guest books with crap ...

02/17/11 02:37:00PM
name: Golden Boy
Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all
Comments: Spam?!?......Have you missed me? I know you have. It's mighty lonely in here....There's a reason Jeff Lorber hasn't done any new stuff...And by the way it's encouraging to see that YOU haven't either. After all. Enuff is enuff. Time to move on. Good for you. So what DO you do with your time now that you've finally stopped making those god awful skits...I don't mean to be unnecessarily cruel but I think it's important to be honest..Don't you?...Good...I'm glad we've settled that...Oh well, I've got to go and take a dump now...Talk soon, my love.

01/27/11 05:45:31PM
name: Golden Boy
Did you like the Skits? No, I hate 'em all
Comments: Hey...You're back to allowing people to instantaneously post...Good for you...Although I must say, you make Jeff Lorber almost seem talented......Yeesh...Time for a new hobby!!!
Ms Divine's reply: Not people. Just you. Don't spam. Jeff Lorber is talented and his show is funny. He should do new stuff.

01/14/11 03:33:56PM
name: tommy molano
Email:tommywashhts@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: n.y.c. manhattan
Referred by: random chance
Comments: Hi ! Just discovered your show last week jan.2011.Think your great ! In fact, I think you are brilliant! You are so funny and creative. looking forward to watching all of your stuff past and future. keep up the great work! the world needs you more than ever! love tommym
Ms Divine's reply: Welcome to Tee Hee Heure. Thanks Tommy! Be sure to check out my sketch films.

01/13/11 06:32:22PM
name: ralph
Email:ranobell@gmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: nyc
Referred by: divine insperation
Comments: I saw on your new years show that you where looking for feedback concerning televising some of your earlier movies. That would be fantastic! One work in particular that I would appreciate seeing is, " A Most Particularly Peculiar Bank Heist". Thanks
Ms Divine's reply: The New Year show on QPTV that just aired was actually a repeat from the year 2007. A Most Particularly Peculiar Bank Heist is a 1 hour sketch film featuring many characters I invented. This film was made before I started the weekly show.
I have this film on DVD, and charge $5 to cover shipping costs. If you missed other episodes, you can also purchase DVD's for $5. Email me if you would like one. More info can be found by clicking here
You can also watch the movie for FREE at my site by clicking here.
I can try to see if QPTV can air this 1 hour sketch film some time and will email you the showtimes.
This film is something, I worked very long and hard to create. I appreciate your interest.
Happy New Year Ralph!

12/26/10 03:08:36AM
name: frank
Web: http://artoftheguitar.net
Email:1frankn@gmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: redondo beach, ca
Comments: Dear Divine, The skits are so awesome. I really love them and I give you all the encouragement in the world.
Ms Divine's reply: Encouragement is a nice thing. Thank you Frank!

12/22/10 02:15:15AM
name: ralph
Email:ranobell@gmail.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: nyc
Referred by: divine insperation
Comments: Hi, Just wanted to drop you a line about your Christmas special (12/16) on QPTV. It was a great show! Your Christmas carols really struck a cord with me. Not the pretentious crap of most "X-mas specials", but sung from the heart as they should be. Anyway keep up the good work, and enjoy your holiday season(Take the rest of the week off!). Ralph
Ms Divine's reply: Christmas Carols should be sung from the heart. Christmas = Peace, Love, Joy and Hope.

12/20/10 11:39:37PM
name: Thomas
Web: http://thomasherrod.blogspot.com/
Email:thomnishon@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: San Francisco ~ California
Referred by: Don Van Vliet
Comments: Only three choices? Yes, I like a lot of them. Not all. But happy to find/discover your moving sound images/skits. I really like The Zig Zag Wanderer the best. I love her inquisitive rants, her stream of consciousness. But I love improv minds in general. I love the fact that the Z.Z. Wanderer takes chances. And though some of her "zig zagging" is not always funny-ha ha, but funny- ah ha! discovery, yes, makes her/you unique. Some of her skits do remind me of early Monty-Python, or John Waters. They are surreal & creative. I feel the Z.Z. Wanderer can be curious about things with a kind of tenacious slight underlying anger, while still remaining alluring, informative, charming, and crazy in a sexy way. 'Wwoompph' really works well. Love this vid...I also love her concern (and consequent massage!) she has for a downed STOP sign... Scottish Girl has a lovely way of moving too. Kind of puts me in a trance state. Wierd but pleasant. I'm signing in, and will follow. Ms. Divine. ~Thomas
Ms Divine's reply: The Zig Zag Wanderer is completely improvised on the streets. Its not scripted or written in advance. So the Zig Zag Wanderer has to constantly improvise and be inventive on the spot in whatever situation that happens to be there.
Scottish Girl Musicals are more planned out.
Since you are a new viewer, I recommend you check out some of my sketch films with many characters such as The Great Big Fight, Dancing Girl, Bank Heist all available to watch from my site for free. Use the side menu to navigate.
Thank you Thomas for watching. Welcome to the Tee Hee Heure.

12/16/10 09:55:44PM
name: StAFAN (pretending to care about the show)
Web: http://www.Everything old is new again and again.com
Email:Ms. Cool Shades@cracking up.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: The City of Giant Wreaths
Referred by: The typical cadence of typically typed text.
Comments: Ms. Poopee Doodee, you look really stressed. Mood swings. Irritability. Lack of focus. Shaggy fur... Diagnosis: Insufficient petting syndrome. Treatment: Pet your pet again and again till calmness returns and all is right again... It's also good for ponytail headaches. _____ I've heard of a way to keep channel flipping people from changing the channel. You flash a bright white screen at about 10 times per second and play a really loud high note. This typically induces a seizure in about 50 percent of the viewers, thereby keeping them from changing the channel. I'm sure your technical staff can accomplish this... although your legal staff may object.

12/16/10 08:28:47PM
name: Lee
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Ireland
Referred by: youtube
Comments: How lucky you are to have interviewed fab Numan. I wish i could talk to him for 5 minutes and shake his had. That's all. Feel blessed o have had that chance. It only comes once I reckon.

12/10/10 11:09:22PM
name: Someone in the World Jr.
Web: http://"I don't need no stinking website!"
Email:none of your business
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Rockford,Il. U.S.A.
Referred by: Rinky Dink by Dave "baby" Cortez .
Comments: Hey Scottish Girl,or Ms. Divine or Ana- stasia,or .....? I saw some of your skits,mainly so far, you as "Scottish Girl" dancing to some old pop insrumentals. Pretty Funny. Also saw you writing and talking to your diary as Anastasia", " My Sweet Song Bird" was hilarious. Had me in stitches. In my op- inion it was comic genius. Anyway,good luck to you! -Someone in the World Jr.

11/30/10 09:56:53PM
name: Don't call me Shirley.
Web: http://www.POW! Right in the sniffer!.org
Email:slapstick@You toucha my paw, I puncha you nose!.og
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Insectopolis
Referred by: A Big Twitchy Mosquito Like Thingy
Comments: I wonder if Ms. Poopee Doodee will have a bandage on her nose on her next newscast. NO ONE can escape the wrath of Elvis! Nice picture of him by the way. The artist is very talented. _____ Top secret advanced umbrella designs?! Surely you can't be serious!

11/20/10 02:36:38PM
name: vincent hurdo
Web: http://facebook
Email:osiris822@yahoo.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: queens nyc
Referred by: i see you on tv
Comments: hi just wanted to say your funny lady listen just wanted say your cute was goody am from queens hit me up ma, lets go to a movie.your something see you on tv,

11/13/10 10:01:42PM
name: Spherical Transcendence
Web: http://www.living on a big blue ball.org
Email:follow the bouncing ball@short attention span.org
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: The globe
Referred by: Gaia
Comments: NO ONE likes having blue balls... on the screen, or on the desk, or right in front of one's face. It's just an unpleasant situation.

11/11/10 12:26:05AM
name: popopants
Did you like the Skits? yes
Referred by: Shiwompasmarooncinco
Comments: why can't I get a hot date with Ms. Divine...... ANSWER ME RASSPUTINNN!!

11/05/10 09:30:15PM
name: A Fellow Worshipper of Elvis
Web: http://www.Americans for Religious Freedom Foundation.org
Email:The Prophet@The Garden of Good and EEEvil.org
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: The long lost Colony of Elvis the Eyewitness
Referred by: The Divine High Priestess of the Cult of Elvis
Comments: We, at the Americans for Religious Freedom Foundation, support your right to worship any way you wish. (Unless, of course, it involves ripping out the beating hearts of sacrificial victims with your bare hands on the sacrificial alter of the Divine Goddess of the Cult of the Beautiful Girl in the lab of Doom and Pepsi Cola! (I have no idea how that image popped into my head.))... Long live Elvis the Eyewitness! May he keep your performances free of interruptions from people using leafblowers! (It was probably that Russian Mafia Super. Does he yell really loudly right outside your window too Anastasia?) _____ Nine foot cielings... the squeak of the wooden floors... the howling of the wind from the window... the roar of the planes taking off and landing at Laguardia... the leaf blowers going full blast right outside... QPTV... Ms. Divine's LE TEE HEE HEE HEURE... all part of life in Queens. What more can one ask for? (Of course it does on occasion make one feel like driving a pencil through the ear drum or at least stuff cotton in the ears to have a little peace and quiet!)

10/27/10 10:28:12PM
name: Miss Frisky
Web: http://www.The ninth life.com
Email:Zeena@Design by Carolin' Elvis.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Kitty Korner
Referred by: Hercules
Comments: Dear Executive producer, I would like to enter the Hot Date!(Trademark) contest of the show (sponsored by your advertisor Oui Harmony(Trademark)). As you may have guessed, the character I would like to date is you Mr. Executive Prooducer! Every time I see you on the screen I purr with delight. Your sexy cuves and your sexy moves drive my imagination wild. I imagine us on romantic walks along the South Street Seaport pier. Dining on fresh fish from the Fulton Fish Market. Dancing and rocking out all night at the Citty Cat Club. Then fall asleep on the warm sidewalk downtown while nuzzling each other with the tips of our noses...meeeeyowww. (And Miss. Popee Doodee, were already naked so HAA HAAA.)

10/14/10 10:02:13AM
name: Joel Stephens
Web: http://www.morcaman.com
Email:joel@morcaman.com
Did you like the Skits? yes
City: Dallas, TX
Referred by: Mandy
Comments: I have a TV production company - have created a TV show for broadcast, Sprockets and Splices (www.sprocketsandsplices.com). It is a forum to highlight great independent short films produced and directed by today's film makers. The show is hosted by our own Splice Girls - which help generate a viewing audience for the show. We offer no compensation - other than the films selected will be shown on a national basis. A general, non-exclusive Release will be required. If interested, please check our website for additional contact information. Thank you.

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